Nothing That Requires Removing Your Scarf - A Chuck Bass Fanmix

Medium:  Television
Fandom:  Gossip Girl
Subject:  Chuck Bass
Title:  Nothing That Requires Removing Your Scarf
Warnings:  Quotes from the entire first season.
Notes:  Chuck is my favorite eccentrically-dressed sketchball on television. This mix is based on the, as I see it, 
three most enjoyable sides of him. 17 individual songs, all Sendspace, all but one mp3. 
Can't remember which one, though.

CHUCK BASS AS: “THE” CHUCK BASS

Attention – The Academy Is…
Attention! Attention!
May I have all your eyes and ears to the front of the room?
If only for one second, will you hear what I have to say?

Round Here – Panic at the Disco
Round here we got lots of time.
Round here we're never sent to bed early, and nobody makes us wait
Round here we stay up very, very, very, very late.

Chuck: If I knew his name, I'd kill him.
Nate: Because you kill people now? What, you gonna hunt him down with your scarf?
Chuck: Don't mock the scarf, Nathaniel. It's my signature.

Hand In My Pocket – Alanis Morissette
What it all comes down to my friends,
Is that everything's just fine fine.
I've got one hand in my pocket,
And the other one is hailing a taxicab...

Stay Young – Oasis
Hey! Stay young and invincible
Cause we know just what we are
And come what may we're unstoppable
Cause we know just what we are

Blair: Who? What? When? Where? Why?
Chuck: We were up late plotting against Georgina. We must have dozed off.
Blair: And you were on the floor.
Chuck: I didn't want to hurt my back.
Blair: Why? It's not like you ever do anything athletic.
Chuck: Well that's not entirely true, now is it?
Blair: Fine. Nothing that requires removing your scarf.
Chuck: It was one time. It was chilly.

Dancing Through Life – Wicked
Dancing through life,
Mindless and careless.
Make sure you wear less.
Trouble is right.

You Gotta Be – Des’ree
The world keeps on spinning, 
Can't stop it if you tried to
The best part is danger staring you in the face

CHUCK BASS AS: THE SKETCHBALL

Chuck: Look Nathaniel there are three things I care about in this world: money, the pleasure money brings, and you.


 

One and Only – Fall Out Boy
To be despised, to be loved.
To be dreamt of, to be sought, to be inside.
I don't care.
Right in the middle, I'm right in the middle.

The Bitch of Living – Spring Awakening
It's the bitch of living with nothing but your hand.
Just the bitch of living as someone you can't stand.

Chuck Bass: Serena looked effin' hot last night. There's something wrong with that level of perfection. 
It needs to be violated.
Nate Archibald: You are deeply disturbed

Feeling This – Blink 182
Show me the bedroom floor.
Show me the bathroom mirror.
We're taking this way too slow.
Take me away from here.

The Queen and I – Gym Class Heroes
And if you could put dumb in a shot glass
I'm just another lush who's had one too many of it
Plenty's not enough of sin
And you just tend to settle for anything,
Anything's better than lettin' her think 
she can do better than me
She'll come around eventually

Chuck: (to Blair) I'll try to be more succinct. You held a certain fascination when you were
beautiful, delicate, and untouched. But now you're like one of the Arabians my father used to
own; rode hard and put away wet. I don't want you anymore. And I can't see why anyone 
else would.

Semi-Charmed Life – Third Eye Blind
I come on like a freak show takes the stage.
We give them the games we play.
She said, I want something else
To get me through this semi-charmed kind of life.

Love Me or Leave Me – Rooney
I know I act confused. I'm perfect just like you
Do what you want, but there's no one in this world
Who would die for you. There's only me

CHUCK BASS AS: THE ROMANTIC

Gossip Girl: Spotted -- Chuck Bass losing something no one knew he had to begin with: his heart.

All At Once – The Fray
Maybe you want her, maybe you need her.
Maybe you started to compare to someone not there.
Maybe you want it, maybe you need it.
Maybe it's all you're running from.
Perfection will not come.
 

Believe – The Bravery
We do our time like pennies in a jar
But what are we saving for?
There's a smell of stale fear, it is reeking from our skins
And the drinking never stops because the drinks absolve our sins

Chuck: Let's take it slow this time. Do it right.
Blair: Ugh. Chuck Bass is a romantic. Who knew?
Chuck: Now you do, and it's all what it matters.

Sunday Morning – No Doubt
You came in with the breeze on Sunday morning
You sure have changed since yesterday, without any warning

Come On Get Higher – Matt Nathanson
So come on, get higher, loosen my lips
Faith and desire and the swing of your hips
Just pull me down hard and drown me in love

Fluorescent Adolescent – Arctic Monkeys
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
Landed in a very common crisis
Everything's in order in a black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though
The Bloody Mary's lacking her Tabasco
Remember when you used to be a rascal?